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Zach Wilson Connects With Invisible Man 21 times
East Rutherford, NJ- Although there are a great many negative signs from last week's game, there was one positive on the New York Jets...
Oct 24, 2021
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Dan Campbell raises challenge to Goff for starting Job, Goff politely declines.
Detroit, MI-After quarterback play has struggled with Goff under the helm for the Lions for the last few weeks, Detroit Head Coach Dan...
Oct 24, 2021
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Dan Campbell Admits He Stole Gameplan From Watching 19 year old Son Play Madden
Detroit, MI-After a wild Sunday game between the Rams and Lions that featured onside kicks, and fake punts, many were wondering where...
Oct 24, 2021
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Lowlights Of The Jaguars 20 Game Losing Streak
From 9/20/20 to 10/17/21 the jaguars boasted an 0-20 record. Here are some of the lowlights of the NFL's longest losing streak ever until...
Oct 23, 2021
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Deshaun Watson Traded To Cleveland State Prison Correctional Team
Cleveland, OH- The Cleveland State Prison Correctional Team and The Houston Texans have reached an agreement for Deshaun Watson, that...
Oct 20, 2021
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Tony Romo Caught Audibly Deepthroating Cowboys Team During Commentating
Dallas, TX- Tony Romo, NFL announcer for CBS and former NFL QB, could audibly be heard preforming vigorous oral sex upon the entire 4-1...
Oct 20, 2021
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NFL says Fuck It, Plans To Sandwich Entire Post Season Into One Weekend
New York, NY-After announcing this last week that the postseason would be radically changed by adding an extra game, and shortening...
Oct 19, 2021
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Christian McCaffrey's Injury Status Downgraded To Dead
Charlotte, NC-After previously misinterpreting Christian McCaffrey's injury as one that would only derail him for a week, which then...
Oct 19, 2021
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Carolina Mixed Reality Panther Gets Loose, Kills 14 Fans, 5 women, and 1 child
Charlotte, NC-The Carolina Mixed Reality Panther, their digital mascot that was known to take strolls around the stadium often using its...
Oct 16, 2021
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Chucky To Distance Himself From John Gruden After Latest Email Leaks
Las Vegas, NV-Serial killer doll Chucky, a doll that was possessed by the soul of a violent murderer announced Monday that he would be...
Oct 11, 2021
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DeSean Jackson Beginning To Think Wearing SS Uniform To Meeting With Goodell Not So Good Idea
New York, NY-After becoming the center of controversy due to some anti-semitic statements Desean Jackson made, Commissioner Roger Goodell...
Oct 7, 2021
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"Losing?-She's my best friend," Says Crying Chase Claypool At Latest Press Conference
Claypool Adorably Gazing At Mrs. Losing Below Pittsburgh, PA-After being questioned about his tweets last year that he had never heard of...
Oct 6, 2021
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Mac Jones Taught Cam Newton What Football is, English Language
Below Cam and Mac discuss in what case which form of there/their/they're is used. Foxborough, MA-As a rookie, Mac Jones had a full plate...
Oct 3, 2021
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Even Off The clock, Urban Meyer Appears To Be Seen Working On Snapping Technique For Jaguars
The blonde woman below, whom Meyer mistaken for QB1 Trevor Lawrence Jacksonville, FL-When Urban Meyer was hired to be the head coach of...
Oct 3, 2021
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Urban Meyer To Change Motto To "Faith, Football, Family, and Fucking"
Jacksonville, FL-After being embroiled in a scandal over a video that appears to show him touching a young woman in a sexual way, Urban...
Oct 3, 2021
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Andy Reid's Doctor Warns Any Incoming Chiefs Losses Could Cause Lethal Heart Attack
Kansas City, MI-After news broke of Andy Reid's hospital visit, Reid's doctor spoke to media about the longtime coaches health...
Oct 3, 2021
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Bill Belichick Actually Hitler's Son, Satanist, And Serial Rapist Claims New Tell All Book
Foxborough, MA- The latest tell-all book about the Patriots Dynasty and the problems that befell it has revealed in its latest chapter a...
Oct 3, 2021
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New Deshaun Watson Release Program Allows Him To Serve Time, Take Furlough For Practice, Games.
Houston, Texas- A new prison policy for the rich and famous is in its inaugural stage this week. The prison policy will first be tried...
Sep 22, 2021
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LA Chargers Now Have More Fans In Their Stadiums This Year With Cardboard Cutouts Then Last Year
We didn't think you'd actually look at the photo and realize this is B.S LA, CA-With sold-out seats occupied by cardboard cutouts, it's...
Sep 21, 2021
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Man Reassures Wife Winning Fantasy Championship Was Third Happiest Day In His Life
Salem, OR-Nathan Farmer reassured his wife Monday night that when he said last Wednesday "This is the happiest day of his life" after...
Sep 11, 2021
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