May 10, 2022Ignorant Fantasy Owner Not Constantly In Panic Or Despair Akron, OH-Local fantasy Owner Daniel Jameson continues to amaze friends at his lack of investment in the fantasy football season....
Feb 28, 2022U.S Announces No 26+ Year Olds Will Be Drafted As They Are "Washed", and about to "Fall Off"Washington, DC-Joe Biden and pentagon officials announced the age group of US draft recipients for the upcoming military draft in...
Feb 15, 2022Guy Who Lost 3k On Stocks Also Big Fantasy Football PlayerSacramento, CA-Reports circulating show that John Hughes, who lost nearly 3k in stocks this year, also is in 4 fantasy leagues, 2 of...
Feb 13, 2022Fantasy Player Shocked To Discover Low Ranking Fantasy QB Somehow In NFL playoffsDetroit, MI-Local Fantasy Football Owner Rob McCarthy was shocked to discover Fantasy QB17 Ryan Tannehill had somehow managed to make it...
Jan 21, 2022Ex Fantasy Football Addict So Desperate To Recreate High He's Trying Fantasy Basketball Akron, OH-Having been 6 years sober from fantasy football, local addict Will Marks recently seems to have begun using a different but...
Dec 27, 2021Report: Every NFL Coach Personally Hates Your Fantasy Football TeamBelow, Urban Meyer celebrates as his benching of James Robinson eliminates you from the playoffs. Reports circulating from the NFL prove...