Quarterback Prospect Anthony Richardson Seen Fighting A Gator Ahead Of 2023 Draft
Sarasota, FL-A few weeks ahead of the 2023 NFL Draft, top quarterback prospect Anthony Richardson looks to be doing anything he can to...
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- Mar 23
Joe Mixon Slams Ja Morant For Irresponsible Gun Video
Cincinnati, OH- After Ja Morant was dismissed from the Memphis Grizzlies for two games for posting a video of himself holding a gun at a...
- Jan 27
Secret Cabal of Refs Worried Joey Bosa Is On To Them
New York, NY-The secret cabal of refs which runs the NFL and has assured that your team personally continues to get screwed time and time...
- Jan 19
Ray Ray McCloud Seen Returning Punt On Beaches Of Normandy
San Francisco, CA-Footage released Wednesday showed Ray Ray McCloud, noted brave kick returner , appearing to return kicks on none other...
- Jan 17
"Best We Can Do Is 50$" Says Ravens Head Coach Harbaugh To Lamar Jackson
Baltimore, MD- Lamar Jackson met with head coach John Harbaugh and General Manager Ozzie Newsome to discuss the potential of an contract...
- Jan 10
Kayvon Thibodeaux Does Snow Angels Next To Nick Foles's Grave
Indianapolis, IN-Despite being told not to attend, Kayvon Thibodeaux appeared to continue celebrating his sack of Nick Foles, this time...
- Jan 5
Major Tuddy Found To Have Been Responsible For Vietnam War Crimes
Washington, DC- Major Tuddy, the commanders, current and latest mascot was revealed to have been a war criminal during the Vietnam war,...
- Nov 14, 2022
Jeff Saturday Cites Madden Experience As Key Preparation Responsible For Victory
Indianapolis, IN- With the Colts coming away with a victory on Sunday despite their head coach having zero NFL experience, many wondered...
- Nov 1, 2022
NFL To Require Pillows To Be Placed Below QB As They Are Sacked
New York, NY-Citing new measures to help protect quarterback health and ruin any reputation of a fair football game, the NFL announced...
- Oct 4, 2022
Brady Wondering If It's Too Late To Slip Back Into Retirement
Tampa Bay, FL-Following a string of disappointing performances and a loss, Brady was caught quietly wondering if he could go back to that...
- Sep 29, 2022
Belichick Reveals Cryogenic Tank Full Of Brady Clones In Case Of Mac Jones Injury
Foxbourgh, NE-With many wondering whether washed veteran Brian Hoyer or unproven rookie Bailey Zappe would start, Belichick revealed he...
- Sep 28, 2022
George Pickens Shoots Opposing Cornerback, Runs In For Touchdown
Pittsburgh, PA-Confirming reports he was in fact a dawg, George Pickens appeared to reach into his pants and pull out a Glock 17, which...
- Aug 29, 2022
Donald V Garret 2022 Pay Per View Fight Announced
LA, California-With both players looking for a worthy opponent on and off the field, Aaron Donald, and Myles Garret announced they would...
- Aug 29, 2022
Daniel Jones Magically Becomes Good Following Tyrod Taylors Injury
New York, NY-Following yet another Injury, Tyrod Taylor's backup appears to have become magically good, this time that of Daniel Jones....
- Aug 5, 2022
NFL To Force Deshaun Watson To Become Robert Kraft's Masseuse As Punishment
Cleveland, OH-Due to criticism from fans, women, and decent human beings everywhere, the NFL has decided to add a stipulation to their 6...
- Jul 22, 2022
Eddie Goldman Retires After Realizing He Signed With The Falcons
Atlanta, GA-Eddie Goldman announced his retirement just days after signing with the Falcons after a moment of clarity caused him to...
- Jul 12, 2022
Baker Mayfield Evicted From First Energy Stadium
Cleveland, OH-Baker Mayfield was evicted from his house, and sometimes Cleveland Browns stadium Monday following his trade to the...
- Jun 29, 2022
North Korea's Kim Jong-Un Starts New Super Golf League To Combat Saudi Arabian LIV Tour
By Eric Green North Korea-Not to be outdone by Saudi Arabia’s backing of a new golf league where Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Sergio...
- Jun 29, 2022
Report: 7th Round Draft Pick Who Planned To "Make The NFL Pay" Just Got Cut
Jacksonville, FL-Despite promising that the rest of the NFL would regret not picking him, 7th round draft Pick Duke Harris was cut from...
- Jun 25, 2022
Even Congress Shocked At How Incompetent Rodger Goodell is
Washington, DC-Reports following the NFL's congressional hearings showed that Congress found themselves shocked by the level of...
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