Tony Romo Caught Audibly Deepthroating Cowboys Team During Commentating

Dallas, TX- Tony Romo, NFL announcer for CBS and former NFL QB, could audibly be heard preforming vigorous oral sex upon the entire 4-1 Cowboys team during the latest Cowboys game. "This mmmmm hgnghh ulp new offense the cowboys are running this year seems to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhh be taking the world by storm. What a great mmmmhmmhmhmmhhmmhmhmh uhhhhhhhhh play by Dak Prescott. I haven't seen QB play this mmmmmmmhhhhhh good since Troy Aikman, or aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa since myself. And this defense is a force of nature mmmmhmhmmm as well. This balanced wommwmmn team is something I haven't seen from the cowboys yet. People are hmmmmmmmmm ummmmm mmmf wondering if this could possibly be the cowboys team that takes it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all the way, and I gotta say ummmmmmmmmm gfgfgfgh ulp I think it is". At press time it was revealed the only thing the cowboys could take all the way was Tony Romo.