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Apr 12, 2022
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Report: Cast Of Grownups Waiting For Will Smith In Oscars Parking Lot
LA, CA Reports circulating confirm that Chris Rock, Kevin James, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Rob Schnieder, and even Tim Meadows have been...
Mar 29, 2022
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Report: Raiders Have Interest In Signing Will Smith
Las Vegas, NV-Having just seen Will Smith assault a fellow celebrity during the Oscars, it was reported the Raiders were interesting in...
Mar 28, 2022
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Jada Pinkett Smith To Will Smith: "Tupac Would Have Shot Him"
Having apparently defended his Lady's honor during the Oscars, Will Smith was shut down by Jada Pinkett Smith again last night, marking...
Mar 27, 2022
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Mary Byrde To Help Saints Alleviate Cap Problems
New Orleans, LA-Well known money launderer and world class citizen, Marty Byrde, announced Tuesday, as part of his, and his family's...
Feb 16, 2022
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Report: Frank From USAA Getting Real Sick Of Gronkowski
Frank's Coffee, FL- After multiple attempts to explain to the brain-dead NFL player that he cannot sign up for USAA insurance because no...
Feb 13, 2022
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Man-Eating M&M Bag Ignores Cries Of Anxiety From Orange M&M
Despite M&Ms rebranding of the orange M&M as an anxiety-ridden mess, Local Man Maurice Michaels still eats him during the weekly...
Jan 21, 2022
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Green M&M Revealed To Have Only Fans As Part Of New Inclusive M&M Branding
Hoping to ensure a new wave of progressivism among candies, both chocolate or otherwise, M&M announced its long-time character Green M&M,...
Jan 21, 2022
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Kurt Warner Really Exited Over New Movie Ad Read For Some Reason
New York, NY-During his latest announcing gig, Kurt Warner seemed to get incredibly exited over an ad read for a new movie called...
Dec 29, 2021
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EA Eagerly Awaiting Using John Madden's Death To Make Millions Of Dollars
Redwood City, CA- EA Sports, popular gambling company, as well as sometimes sports stimulation best known for it's Madden franchise,...
Dec 28, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg Realizes He's Stuck In The Metaverse During Latest Reveal
Silicon Valley, CA-After revealing the latest update on what the Metaverse will look like, Mark Zuckerberg came to a frightening...
Dec 2, 2021
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Madden To Allow Player To Click X To Kneel During Games
Redwood City, CA-Citing complaints from fans over failure to add new and exciting features, update Franchise mode, or fix bugs, EA...
Dec 1, 2021
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Target To Expand Black Friday To Two Day Period, Introduce Black Thursday
New York City, NY-Citing the Holiday's popularity, Target announced it would be expanding Black Friday to a two-day holiday, starting on...
Nov 25, 2021
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Film Student has great new idea for movie that follows man around for 24 hours in real time
NYC, NY-Film Student Michael Wiznowski will be releasing what he calls a "total mindfuck of a movie" that follows the day in a life of...
Jul 28, 2021
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Man Pitches Original Idea Which Has Never Been Tried Before: What If Superheroes Were Bad And Evil?
This incredibly unique idea is a surefire way to take Hollywood, and the rest of the world by storm. Hollywood, LA-Yesterday, a man in...
May 6, 2021
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