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Teddy Bridgewater Tears ACL Walking From Hospital Following Concussion
Denver, CO--Having just recovered from a brutal concussion, Teddy Bridgewater, all-time IR QB great, and current Denver Bronco tore his...
Dec 28, 2021
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EA Eagerly Awaiting Using John Madden's Death To Make Millions Of Dollars
Redwood City, CA- EA Sports, popular gambling company, as well as sometimes sports stimulation best known for it's Madden franchise,...
Dec 28, 2021
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Doctors Announce Davis Mills Neck To Grow With Each Win
Houston, TX-Team doctors for the Houston Texans announced today, that quarterback David Mills neck seems to grow 2-3 inches with every...
Dec 28, 2021
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Detroit Lions Win First-Ever NFL Game
Detroit, MI-Having never won a game in their nearly 68-year record, the Detroit Lions made history Sunday with their first-ever win. The...
Dec 27, 2021
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As A Fan Of The Jacksonvile Jaguars, You May Be Entitled To Financial Compensation
By Lawyers Representing The Fans If you've been a fan of the Jaguars for many years you may be entitled to financial compensation. As a...
Dec 26, 2021
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Life Expectancy Of Vikings Fans Lowered By 4 Years By Single Game
Minneapolis, MN-The CDC reported on Monday that just the single game that occurred last week between the Steelers and the Vikings has...
Dec 26, 2021
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Report: Cornerback Celebrating Tackle Despite Being Burnt For 53 Yard Reception
San Francisco, CA-Sources are reporting that despite Josh Norman's failure to properly cover Wide Receiver Deandre Hopkins, which lead to...
Dec 25, 2021
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Fantasy Football Injury Updates Just Full-On Stalking Now
Fantasy Football updates, a key part of the fantasy football community allowing those who play to be updated about players' every move,...
Dec 25, 2021
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Even Carlos Hyde Not Sure Why He's Starting
Jacksonvile, FL-After Urban Meyer's apparent approach to the run game seemed to favor average veteran Carlos Hyde over freshly footed...
Dec 25, 2021
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Trevor Lawrence To Be Cryogenically Frozen, Unfrozen When Jaguars Have Good Team
Jacksonvile, FL-Trevor Lawrence, the lone star of the Jaguars, has requested he be frozen in a cryogenic chamber and awakened when the...
Dec 25, 2021
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Every NFL Team Interested In Deshaun Watson, Reports Texans
Houston, TX-According to the Houston Texans, and general manager Nick Caserio they have received numerous texts, calls, emails ( some of...
Dec 25, 2021
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COVID Named To NFL Pro Bowl
Las Vegas, NV-The Pro Bowl is an opportunity for players who dominate the game, and are consistently the best at their job to succeed. So...
Dec 24, 2021
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NFL Player Streaks Through NFL Fans House While Drunk, "See How He Likes It"
Pittsburgh, PA- After a naked fan ran into Heinz field last week, Steelers player Dionte Johnson got his revenge Monday night as he...
Dec 24, 2021
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Report: All 3,729 Active NFL Players Questionable, All Going To Play Sunday
A recent report of NFL players' health revealed that every single active player was questionable to play last week. Despite the fact that...
Dec 24, 2021
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Shooting Victims Decline Lions Offer For Tickets, "We've Already Been Through One Traumatic Event"
Detroit, MI-After the Detroit Lions game Sunday, they dedicated a game ball to and offered free tickets for victims of a recent shooting....
Dec 24, 2021
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Tablet To Press Charges Against Tom Brady
Tampa Bay, FL-Citing irrevocable damage done, the tablet which Tom Brady violently threw in a 9-0 loss against the New Orleans Saints has...
Dec 24, 2021
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NY Giants Announce Free Medium Sodas To Any Incoming Free Agents
East Rutherford, NJ-Owner/King/Leader of the free world John Mara once again acted righteously and benevolently when he expanded his free...
Dec 24, 2021
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Mahomes Family To Release Jackson Mahomes
Kansas City, MO-The Mahomes Family announced Monday it would be releasing longtime member Jackson, after having been embroiled In a...
Dec 24, 2021
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Detroit Lions Seek Help Of Detroit Urban Survival Training For What To Do When Someone Tackles You
Detroit, MI-With the Detroit Lions struggling at many positions head coach Dan Campbell has announced the hiring of Dale Brown from...
Dec 24, 2021
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Mike Tomlin To Start Ben Roethlisberger's Rotting Corpse Over Rudolph
Pittsburgh, PA-Although Mike Tomlin refused to commit to Ben Verbally for the 2039 Season, Tomlin announced he would be starting Ben...
Dec 23, 2021
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