COVID Named To NFL Pro Bowl

Las Vegas, NV-The Pro Bowl is an opportunity for players who dominate the game, and are consistently the best at their job to succeed. So it shouldn't be any surprise, that COVID, one of the top diseases in the league besides 12x Pro-Bowler CTE, and who single handily managed to take the Browns, Rams, Seahawks, Raiders, Eagles, And Washington Football Team was named. This is the second year in a row for the young COVID, who depending on the American populace could have a hall of fame career. "814,000 people killed. Over 51 million infected. These are the kinds of records, that an NFL Pro Bowl caliber disease can make", said Commissioner Rodger Goodell. COVID also welcomed the chance to face longtime rival Aaron Rodgers who was second only to COVID in Pro Bowl votes. At press time, It was announced If COVID should be unable to make the Pro Bowl the disease will be replaced by runner up Omicron.