Report: All 3,729 Active NFL Players Questionable, All Going To Play Sunday

A recent report of NFL players' health revealed that every single active player was questionable to play last week. Despite the fact that they were questionable, and their injuries reigned in seriousness from minor sprains to ACL Tears, Concussions, and amputations, every single player played last Sunday much to the relief of Fantasy Football Owners. Many questions were fielded at the players union as a result of what appears to be a lack of respect for players' health. The player union simply had a one-sentence response to all of them: "We Like Money".