Tom Brady Reports Adam Schefter To Retire Following Disappointing 2022 NFL Season
New York, NY-Tom Brady was the first to break reports this Tuesday that after years of viral and provably false reports, longtime ESPN...
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- Feb 1, 2022
Adam Schefter Reports Bucs Sign Condoleezza Rice To Replace Tom Brady
Tampa Bay, FL-Keeping up with his highly trusted incredibly accurate news reports as of late, Adam Schefter reported that the Bucs are...
- Jan 29, 2022
Scientists Unable To Locate Single Tampa Bay Bucs Fan Following Brady's Retirement
Tampa Bay, FL-Following reports that Buccaneers fans were now considered an Endangered species, Scientists announced after hours of...
- Jan 29, 2022
The King Is Dead. Long Live The King!
FUCK YOU BRADY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU TOOK AWAY SO MANY INTERESING SUPERBOWLS YOU TOOK AWAY MY STEELERS RUN AT THE LOMBARDI...
- Jan 28, 2022
Molly From ESPN To Moderate 2024 Presidential Debate
LA, CA-CNN announced Tuesday, that for the 2024 presidential debates, no other than Molly Qerim, from Stephen A, And Max Kellerman's...
- Jan 21, 2022
Fractured Dolphins Locker Room A Result Of Brian Flores Inability To Pronounce Tua Tagovailoa's Name
Miami, FL-Reports of a fractured Miami Dolphins locker room, specifically due to conflict between head coach Brian Flores and quarterback...
- Jan 19, 2022
Antonio Brown Asks Interviewer If There Was Anyone Else He Forgot To Disrespect, Degrade, Or Insult
Crazytown, USA-Having already disrespected Head Coach Of the Buccaneers Bruce Arians, His former trainer, and Tom Brady, Antonio Brown...
- Jan 19, 2022
Tom Brady Not Worried About Antonio Brown Running Off Field, Says He Has Brown Microchipped
Tampa Bay, FL-With Antonio Brown running off the field during a buccaneers game, many assumed friend, and teammate Tom Brady would be...
- Jan 16, 2022
Washington To Change Name To Universally Loved "Washington Daniel Snyders"
Washington, DC-Struggling to change the perception of his football team, and come across a universally loved name, Washington Football...
- Jan 2, 2022
Antonio Brown Signed By Mental Asylum
Tampa Bay, FL-The Tampa Bay Mental Asylum for the Criminally Insane announced Tuesday it would be signing Antonio Brown following his...
- Dec 30, 2021
Jackson Mahomes Accidently Brings Sean Taylor Back From Dead After Tik Tok Dances Turns Into Séance
Washington, DC-Jackson Mahomes accidently brought Sean Taylor, beloved safety for the Washington Redskins who died in a tragic robbery...
- Dec 30, 2021
"Now, What Does It Take To Become The Starter?" Says Gardner Minshew Holding Nick Sirianni Hostage
Philadelphia, PA-Having previously inquired what It would take to get the starting job for the Eagles at quarterback, Gardner Minshew...
- Dec 30, 2021
"We Sent Jimmy Away To A Nice Family Farm" Says Kyle Shanahan To George Kittle
San Francisco, CA-Having just put down Jimmy Garoppolo after poor play from the quarterback, as well as rookie Trey Lance outplaying him,...
- Dec 30, 2021
Andy Reid's Speech Telling Lineman To Imagine Opponents As Steaks Not As Inspiring As He thought
Kansas City, MI- Facing a Chief's team with the offensive line struggling, Andy Reid knew he had to make an inspiring speech. "When I...
- Dec 30, 2021
Ron Rivera To Struggling Daron Payne: Just Pretend Your Opponent Is Your Teammate
Washington, DC-With 4th year Washington Football Team veteran Daron Payne struggling at the line, Head Coach Ron Rivera offered him...
- Dec 30, 2021
Angry New York Giants Fans Rent Out Billboard On John Mara's Forehead Calling Mara A "Coward"
East Rutherford, NJ-Angry with the decision to retain Joe Judge another year, and at John Mara's staff decisions in the past decade,...
- Dec 30, 2021
"Come To Think Of It Trent Baalke Kicked Me Too" Says Jaguars Former Kicker Josh Lambo
Jacksonville, FL- Kicker Josh Lambo came out this Monday with more shocking news, this time detailing abuse from the Jaguars upper...
- Dec 29, 2021
Kurt Warner Really Exited Over New Movie Ad Read For Some Reason
New York, NY-During his latest announcing gig, Kurt Warner seemed to get incredibly exited over an ad read for a new movie called...
- Dec 29, 2021
Sean McVay's New Playbook Devoid Of Any Actual Football Plays
LA, CA- Sean McVay, the genius offensive mastermind behind the LA Rams, as well as behind about 90% of the most popular madden plays,...
- Dec 29, 2021
Injured NFL Players Return To Game Despite Injuries After Realizing Fantasy Football Impact
Saquon Barkley was among the many injured players who, this Sunday, came to the discovery that their injuries would be harming hundreds...
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