Adam Schefter Reports Bucs Sign Condoleezza Rice To Replace Tom Brady


Tampa Bay, FL-Keeping up with his highly trusted incredibly accurate news reports as of late, Adam Schefter reported that the Bucs are signing Condoleezza rice to play QB for the team. "They need a new QB with Brady having 100% announced his retirement. Trask could develop in time, but reports show that Arians is looking for someone for the here and now. And how much worse could Rice be then Gabbert? I can say with 100% certainty that this report is accurate, but if it isn't, it isn't my fault because I'm just regurgitating the shit another reported shat out to me." At press time Schefter reported the Bucs could be looking to former president Bush as an offensive lineman.


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