Tom Brady Reports Adam Schefter To Retire Following Disappointing 2022 NFL Season

New York, NY-Tom Brady was the first to break reports this Tuesday that after years of viral and provably false reports, longtime ESPN and NFL reporter Adam Schefter would be retiring from his position. "It appears as though having once again reported something false, Adam will be retiring, at least if he knows what's best for him", said Brady. "The 2022 NFL season was once again disappointing for Schefter and at the end of the day, he and his family could no longer take the constant humiliation, and pushback. We wish all the best to Schefter who's had a legendary career reporting fake news, and is a surefire first ballot in the hall of misinformation." At press time it was revealed Ian Rapaport would be joining Schefter.