Cleveland, OH-Having received criticism that they had not done enough to punish Quarterback Deshaun Watson, who currently has 22 pending...

Phoenix, AZ-Among the many demands in his 48-page contract negotiation thesis was the request that the Cardinals include a height...

The NFL announced it would be suspending Calvin Ridley for the 2022 NFL season after it was revealed he gambled using Fanduel. "To gamble...

The NFL, widely regarded for their perfect standing within the community, and never having made a mistake, accidently left the Draft...

Atlanta, GA-During his latest press conference after being suspended 1 full NFL season for gambling on sports, Calvin Ridley elaborated...

Indianapolis, Indiana-Incredibly straight and not a gay man whatsoever, NFL draft expert Mel Kiper, expressed concerns over QB prospect...

Buffalo, NY-General Manager of the Bills Brandon Beane spoke highly of Mitch Trubisky as he prepares to enter free agency in his latest...

Pittsburgh, PA-New Steelers linebacking coach Brian Flores admitted this Tuesday during an introductory press conference that what he was...

Washington, DC-Joe Biden and pentagon officials announced the age group of US draft recipients for the upcoming military draft in...

Washington, DC-Having just gone to war with Russia over claims to the neighboring territory of Ukraine, US president Joe Biden and the...

New York City, NY-Outside the Glamor of the New York Giant's stadium and their free Sodas, is the shell of a man who once did so much for...

Detroit, MI-Seeking a way to thank the Rams for taking former QB and hero of the Detroit Lions, Matthew Stafford, to his first Superbowl,...

New Orleans, LA-Well known money launderer and world class citizen, Marty Byrde, announced Tuesday, as part of his, and his family's...

LA,CA-Citing game-changing plays all game long, the NFL referees were awarded the Super Bowl MVP for their historic performance last...

Frank's Coffee, FL- After multiple attempts to explain to the brain-dead NFL player that he cannot sign up for USAA insurance because no...

La, CA-Having been offered a measly lifetime contract for all of his parent's combined net worth, Odell Beckham's son announced Tuesday,...

New York, NY-Brian Flore's Lawyers announced they would be filing a suit against the NFL for anti-floreism after discovering that not a...

Austin, TX- Seeking a team who aligned with his beliefs of never shutting the fuck up, Aaron Rodgers was officially traded to Spotify...

Tampa Bay, FL- After years of eating only unrefined sugars, nutrients, testosterone boosters, and 5-hour energies, Tom Brady celebrated...

New York, NY-The NFL was shocked Monday night when after 1 whole year of attempting to stop racism, mostly done by putting decals on the...