NFL's End Racism Decals Fail To End Racism

New York, NY-The NFL was shocked Monday night when after 1 whole year of attempting to stop racism, mostly done by putting decals on the back of players helmets, racism somehow continued to exist. "We knew that in order for the NFL to combat racism, and ensure player expression, those decals would be necessary," said Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Yet somehow, despite that and tax deductible donations to anti racist charities, racism continues to thrive. Clearly, the only solution is to allow players to put "End Racism" on their Jerseys as well." At press time, the NFL announced it's investigation into the NFL and possible racist practices had found nothing.