Aaron Rodgers Thanks Brett Favre For Mentorship On How To Be An Asshole
Greenabay, WI- Aaron Rodgers thanked Brett Favre for his invaluable advice not just on the football field, but off it in his latest press...
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- May 25, 2022
NFL Admits They Forgot To Schedule Lions Games This Season
Detroit, Michigan-Having received criticism for the Lions being scheduled to play no primetime games this year, the NFL shamefully...
- May 25, 2022
Cleveland Browns Order Restraining Order Against Baker Mayfield
Cleveland, OH-Citing irreconcilable differences, The Browns announced they would be getting a restraining order against current and...
- May 18, 2022
Deshaun Watson To Treat Browns Offense To Team Massage
Cleveland, OH-As part of his new tenure as starting Quarterback of the Cleveland Browns, Deshaun Watson announced Monday he would be...
- May 16, 2022
Report: All 34, 789 Retired NFL Players To Unretire For One Last Shot At SB Win
Everywhere, USA-Following the announcement of Drew Brees saying he would consider a return to the NFL, reports circulating showed that...
- May 15, 2022
Every NFL Team To Shit On Field Before Game After Seeing Bill Belichick Do It
Foxbourgh, NE-Having seen unanimous goat coach Bill Belichick take a shit on the field before Sunday night's Patriots game, the entire...
- May 12, 2022
Jerry Jeudy Traded To Raiders Following Arrest
Las Vegas, NV-Having just been arrested for a plethora of issues, including domestic violence, The Denver Broncos traded wide receiver...
- Apr 25, 2022
Bill Belichick Trades Firstborn Child For First-Round Draft Pick
Foxborough, MA. Hoping to trade up for some first-round weapons For budding star Mac Jones, Patriots GM, and Head Coach, Bill Belichick,...
- Apr 21, 2022
Anonymous Omniscient Insider Whom ESPN Keeps Citing Revealed To Be God Himself
New York, NY- . Having received flack for unworthy sourcing on a series of articles including one claiming Desmond Riddler has...
- Apr 21, 2022
Americans Unite Around Deep Undying Hatred Of Daniel Snyder
Washington, DC-The US is a country divided. Whether it's Liberals vs Conservatives, 49ers vs Seahawks, or Black vs White, many Americans...
- Apr 19, 2022
Report: No One In NFL Actually Understands How Cap Works
New York, NY-Reports show NFL Gms, Coaches, and Players everywhere and their fundamental misunderstanding of the NFL cap has led to the...
- Apr 15, 2022
Congress Says Washington Broke False Advertising Laws By Assuring Fans They Were A Competent Team
Washington, DC- Congress revealed last Tuesday they would be investigating the Washington Commanders after documents leaked that the...
- Apr 9, 2022
Report: NFL Player Just Tweeted Some Cryptic Bullshit
Reports Indicate multiple NFL players tweeted unintelligent mumbo jumbo yesterday, and despite the messages being unreadable it was...
- Apr 8, 2022
Aaron Rodgers Throws 13 times to Aaron Rodgers In Win Over Bears
Greenbay, WI- With the Packers having traded away Davante Adams, failed to capitalize on a WR rich draft and currently failing to replace...
- Mar 28, 2022
Report: Raiders Have Interest In Signing Will Smith
Las Vegas, NV-Having just seen Will Smith assault a fellow celebrity during the Oscars, it was reported the Raiders were interesting in...
- Mar 28, 2022
The Deflatables 2022 NFL Mock Draft Deluxe + Unlimited Edition Round 1
The Deflatables are here for your Mock Draft addiction needs. With our amazing analysis and contributors, you don't even need to watch...
- Mar 26, 2022
NFL Announces No Suspension For Watson, Says Playing For Browns Punishment Enough
Cleveland, OH-Having received criticism that they had not done enough to punish Quarterback Deshaun Watson, who currently has 22 pending...
- Mar 17, 2022
New Kyler Murray Contract Proposal Includes Height-Lengthening Surgery As A Demand
Phoenix, AZ-Among the many demands in his 48-page contract negotiation thesis was the request that the Cardinals include a height...
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