Man Woken Up From 10-year Coma Can't Wait To Watch NFL Now That Brady Is Surely Retired
- Sep 11, 2021
Vikings Acquire Chris Herndon To Add Disappointing Player To Complete Disappointing Roster
- Sep 11, 2021
Ja'marr Chase: NFL Ball Is Harder To Catch Than Nerf Ball, Harder To See Without Fins, Color, Foam
- Sep 11, 2021
Lions to trade for Justin Reid
- Sep 11, 2021
New York Jets to found the New York Jets Foundation for the New York Jets
- Sep 7, 2021
Padres, Brewers Blatantly Steal Pirates Uniforms
- Sep 7, 2021
Josh Norman To Replace Richard Sherman As 49er's Team Asshole
- Sep 7, 2021
Carson Wentz Out 8 Weeks With Chip In Shoulder
- Aug 22, 2021
Las Vegas Raiders To Require Proof Of Being An Asshole To Attend Games
- Aug 2, 2021
Patriots Continue Free Agency Spending Spree In NBA, Sign Alex Caruso, Kyle Lowry, And More
- Jul 30, 2021
NFL experts giving medical advice also predicted Jamarcus Russel to be the next Peyton manning
- Jul 30, 2021
NFL players giving medical advice slam their heads against other human being's heads for cash
- Jul 30, 2021
Carson Wentz shatters into 53 separate pieces after latest injury
- Jul 30, 2021
Report: Zach Wilson looks like a composite of all the kids that bullied you in High School
- Jul 28, 2021
Urban Meyer frustrated by NFL limitations that he actually be a good coach
- Jul 28, 2021
Richard Sherman's lack of door-busting skills shows how far the one great cornerback has fallen
- Jul 28, 2021
LeSean McCoy looking for an ideal team where he can sit on the bench and pick up Superbowl rings
- Jul 28, 2021
Steelers complete key component of fuse process with the signing of Dwyane Haskins
- Jul 28, 2021
NFL Bias Called Into Question After New Schedule Show Bucs playing Jets 17 Weeks In A Row
- Jul 28, 2021
Sean McVay Admits He Despises Fantasy Owners, Makes It His Plan To Ruin Their Seasons