Man Woken Up From 10-year Coma Can't Wait To Watch NFL Now That Brady Is Surely Retired
San Francisco, CA-As Ben Goodwin emerged from his nearly 10-year coma, there were many things going through his mind. Most important and...
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- Sep 11, 2021
Vikings Acquire Chris Herndon To Add Disappointing Player To Complete Disappointing Roster
Below The Vikings preform the disappointment shuffle where they fail to dance and fall over. Minneapolis, MN-Vikings announced Monday...
- Sep 11, 2021
Ja'marr Chase: NFL Ball Is Harder To Catch Than Nerf Ball, Harder To See Without Fins, Color, Foam
Below, the ball that Chase used during his football upbringing. Cincinnati, OH-Bengals' first-round draft pick and star receiver Chase...
- Sep 11, 2021
Lions to trade for Justin Reid
Detroit, MI-The Lions cut two kickers after clearing their roster down to 53 people with many people being shocked to see a kicker-less...
- Sep 11, 2021
New York Jets to found the New York Jets Foundation for the New York Jets
New York, NY-The New York Jets founded the New York Jets Foundation for the New York Jets dedicated to finding a cure for the Jets'...
- Sep 7, 2021
Padres, Brewers Blatantly Steal Pirates Uniforms
Pittsburgh, PA-Reports circulating Monday that the Padres and Brewers stole the Pirates uniforms were addressed by the teams, media, and...
- Sep 7, 2021
Josh Norman To Replace Richard Sherman As 49er's Team Asshole
Norman, below, showing his great Assholery from his 2015 Pro Bowl Season San Francisco, CA- The 49ers suffered a huge loss this offseason...
- Sep 7, 2021
Carson Wentz Out 8 Weeks With Chip In Shoulder
Above is the X Ray of his horrible injury Indianapolis, IN- After miraculously recovering from being shattered into glass a month ago,...
- Aug 22, 2021
Las Vegas Raiders To Require Proof Of Being An Asshole To Attend Games
Las Vegas, NV- The Las Vegas Raiders announced Tuesday that in order to keep their image and league-wide reputation intact, as well as...
- Aug 2, 2021
Patriots Continue Free Agency Spending Spree In NBA, Sign Alex Caruso, Kyle Lowry, And More
After spending nearly 232 Million In NFL Free Agency this year in an attempt to rebuild the New England Patriots franchise into what it...
- Jul 30, 2021
NFL experts giving medical advice also predicted Jamarcus Russel to be the next Peyton manning
After careful analysis and examination, scientists have determined that those giving medical advice from NFL analysts. The findings were...
- Jul 30, 2021
NFL players giving medical advice slam their heads against other human being's heads for cash
Pictured above is two medical experts having a civilized discussion After careful analysis and examination, scientists have determined...
- Jul 30, 2021
Carson Wentz shatters into 53 separate pieces after latest injury
Pictured is the 51 recovered pieces of Carson Wentz After the Colts Starting Quarterback Carson Wentz took a tough hit during practice,...
- Jul 30, 2021
Report: Zach Wilson looks like a composite of all the kids that bullied you in High School
New York, NY- Reports are circulating that Zach Wilson looks like every kid that bullied you in high school. That's right, Zach Wilson...
- Jul 28, 2021
Urban Meyer frustrated by NFL limitations that he actually be a good coach
Jacksonvile, FL-Urban Meyer, longtime college coach, and now NFL coach for the Jaguars has admitted there have been a few bumps along the...
- Jul 28, 2021
Richard Sherman's lack of door-busting skills shows how far the one great cornerback has fallen
Sherman seen eyeing down his opponent, the door, before charging it. By NFL Scout Thurgood Thunder Remond, WA-Video released on Friday of...
- Jul 28, 2021
LeSean McCoy looking for an ideal team where he can sit on the bench and pick up Superbowl rings
Free Agent LeSean McCoy announced on Tuesday he will not be retiring but is looking for a new team, ideally one that fits his previous...
- Jul 28, 2021
Steelers complete key component of fuse process with the signing of Dwyane Haskins
A photo of the prototype Tomlin and the Steelers hopes to develop to combat their quarterback woes. Pittsburgh, PA- The Steelers...
- Jul 28, 2021
NFL Bias Called Into Question After New Schedule Show Bucs playing Jets 17 Weeks In A Row
New York, NY- The NFL's bias has recently been called into question over the idea that the 2022 NFL schedule give the Tampa Bay...
- Jul 28, 2021
Sean McVay Admits He Despises Fantasy Owners, Makes It His Plan To Ruin Their Seasons
Below, Sean McVay demonstrates to reports why he believes all Fantasy Football users are going to Hell Los Angeles, CA- After a...
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