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Carson Wentz shatters into 53 separate pieces after latest injury

Pictured is the 51 recovered pieces of Carson Wentz

After the Colts Starting Quarterback Carson Wentz took a tough hit during practice, continuing his streak of injuries, he spontaneously combusted into 53 separate pieces. Thus far the colts have located 51 of the pieces necessary to rebuild Wentz, but are still missing two, with rewards of up to 5k for their location. Head Coach Frank Reich estimated that It would take them around two months to rebuild Carson Wentz fully, and could cost well over 10,000 to pay for the Elmer Glue, and Duct Tape necessary.



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