Report: Zach Wilson looks like a composite of all the kids that bullied you in High School

New York, NY- Reports are circulating that Zach Wilson looks like every kid that bullied you in high school. That's right, Zach Wilson looks just like Brad, Chad, Chud, and all the others who tortured you with wedgies sophomore year. And who could forget Brock who stripped you naked at the high school prom? But don't discount Chet who slammed your head in the toilet every week during freshman year. And of course, there's Kyle who punched you right in front of your crush. Finally, is Trent who gave you noogies and stuffed you in his locker senior year, where you remained for days before anyone noticed.