LeSean McCoy looking for an ideal team where he can sit on the bench and pick up Superbowl rings

Free Agent LeSean McCoy announced on Tuesday he will not be retiring but is looking for a new team, ideally one that fits his previous systems. The systems McCoy has succeeded with over the last few years under the Bucs, and Chiefs is commonly referred to as the "Carry system" and involves McCoy taking over at the No.3 Running Back position and receiving the ball no more than once per game. For a one million dollar incentive, McCoy will also stand on the sideline cheering the team on. For two million dollars McCoy will take over Mascot roles, and for three million dollars McCoy will perform a lap dance for the head coach. At press time McCoy was seen stroking himself next to his three Superbowl Rings.