Man Pitches Original Idea Which Has Never Been Tried Before: What If Superheroes Were Bad And Evil?
This incredibly unique idea is a surefire way to take Hollywood, and the rest of the world by storm.
Hollywood, LA-Yesterday, a man in Hollywood with an original idea, an achievement in his own right pitched his high-budget movie that centers around individuals with superpowers. But the highly complex concept doesn't just stop there- It turns out the people who use these superpowers are bad people. In a twist that will send ripples across America like the 6th senses infamous reveal that Bruce Willis can't act, these people are corrupt, an incredibly deep and poetic allegory to the politicians, and wealthy. This allegory is as subtle as a fist slamming through a skull, one of the many action sequences promised by the writer. The writer summarized his pitch succinctly In the meeting. "What if like superpowered people were like uh bad? It could be a metaphor for how like when your young you look up to your parents, but when you get old you like realizes they're just cogs in the machine man. We could like use superheroes to represent how trusting people are of authority", said the high school dropout writer, speaking the most coherent English since asked to read aloud in second-grade English. In other Hollywood news, The CW will be airing an adults-only version of Scooby-Doo, while HBO max will be rebooting Barney as a Godzilla Esque creature.
"In a twist that will send ripples across America like the 6th senses infamous reveal that Bruce Willis can't act, these people are corrupt, an incredibly deep and poetic allegory to the politicians, and wealthy"