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NFL To Force Deshaun Watson To Become Robert Kraft's Masseuse As Punishment

Cleveland, OH-Due to criticism from fans, women, and decent human beings everywhere, the NFL has decided to add a stipulation to their 6...

Eddie Goldman Retires After Realizing He Signed With The Falcons

Atlanta, GA-Eddie Goldman announced his retirement just days after signing with the Falcons after a moment of clarity caused him to...

Baker Mayfield Evicted From First Energy Stadium

Cleveland, OH-Baker Mayfield was evicted from his house, and sometimes Cleveland Browns stadium Monday following his trade to the...

Ignorant Fantasy Owner Not Constantly In Panic Or Despair

Akron, OH-Local fantasy Owner Daniel Jameson continues to amaze friends at his lack of investment in the fantasy football season....

U.S Announces No 26+ Year Olds Will Be Drafted As They Are "Washed", and about to "Fall Off"

Washington, DC-Joe Biden and pentagon officials announced the age group of US draft recipients for the upcoming military draft in...

Guy Who Lost 3k On Stocks Also Big Fantasy Football Player

Sacramento, CA-Reports circulating show that John Hughes, who lost nearly 3k in stocks this year, also is in 4 fantasy leagues, 2 of...

Fantasy Player Shocked To Discover Low Ranking Fantasy QB Somehow In NFL playoffs

Detroit, MI-Local Fantasy Football Owner Rob McCarthy was shocked to discover Fantasy QB17 Ryan Tannehill had somehow managed to make it...

Ex Fantasy Football Addict So Desperate To Recreate High He's Trying Fantasy Basketball

Akron, OH-Having been 6 years sober from fantasy football, local addict Will Marks recently seems to have begun using a different but...

Report: Every NFL Coach Personally Hates Your Fantasy Football Team

Below, Urban Meyer celebrates as his benching of James Robinson eliminates you from the playoffs. Reports circulating from the NFL prove...

The Deflatables 2022 NFL Mock Draft Deluxe + Unlimited Edition Round 1

The Deflatables are here for your Mock Draft addiction needs. With our amazing analysis and contributors, you don't even need to watch...

Eight Planned Madden DLCs (Madden: Invasion Of Iraq, Kojami's Madden, Madden: GTA, and more!)

We here at the Deflatables have an exclusive on 10 upcoming DLC's straight from EA regarding their annual madden Franchise. Madden Gets...

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