Waffle House Job Interviews To Require Interviewees To Win A Fist Fight Against Interviewers

Atlanta, GA-With Waffle House seeing a 321% rise in Waffle-related violence, and shakily recorded fight videos, Waffle House has been forced to employ new hiring strategies. Waffle House has announced its new application process will be more vigorous and focus more on preparing employees for a lifetime of fights that will appear on WorldStar. As part of this process, applicants must fight those who interview them and if they win stand a huge chance to be hired. Those who manage to KO the quickest also have a higher chance than those who just won the fight. These new requirements come in the same week as Popeyes announced employees would need to have open carry permits in the event of a chicken shortage, such as the great chicken shortage riots of 2008.