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Steelers Fan Slowly Morphing Into Penguins Fan

Pittsburgh, PA-After the Steeler's latest humiliating loss, Local Yinzer Mike White was seen making several changes around the house. Among them was getting rid of his JuJu Smith Schuster Jersey, His Ben Roethlisberger Jersey, and his Najee Harris jersey, and purchasing Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Jake Guentzel Jerseys instead. Gone is his 6 time Superbowl champion banner, instead replaced by a 5x Stanley Cup Winner. When asked by coworkers if he saw the Steelers game, White replied asking if the Steelers still have "that Antonio brown guy". White has continued to refrain from defending Ben Rothlesbergers criminal charges and instead began to justify Casey DeSmith's alleged assaults. At press time, It was revealed White would no longer get blackout drunk during the Steelers games, but instead during Penguins games.

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