Report: NFL Teams Prioritize Winning Over Morality In Shocking Move

Shocking news occurred Monday when the Browns traded for Deshaun Watson despite questions about his character resulting from 22 sexual assault accusations. The news marked a worrying trend of NFL teams prioritizing success, money, and fans wishes over morality. The pattern originally started at the invention of football when the man who created the forward pass was revealed to be Jack The Ripper, something that was then covered up by the NFL. The trend has faced a resurgence with Deshaun Watson, Tyreek Hill, Kareem Hunt, and approximately 3,127 active NFL players, all of whom have played despite committing crimes or doing something considered unwary. The news was the greatest shock the world has collectively experienced from the NFL since the news that they would actively cover up Concussions.