League Managers obsession with fantasy a result of lack of relationships in life reports say


Shorewood, WI- Reports are circulating that local Hardcore Fantasy League Manager Dave Johnson and his obsession with the popular gambling sport may be a result of a lack of relationships in his life. Johnson, 36 spam calls everyone as to whether or not they're into the fantasy league this year and also has not talked on his father in over 10 years. Johnson is pushing for more activity from league members having permanently banned two from last year who missed a week, similar to how Johnson's mother permanently banned him from her house. Johnson already requires a 300$ buy-in and is now pushing for 10$ drops and adds, which won't be a problem, considering he has no girlfriend and hasn't been laid in a decade.


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