Josh Lambo Accidently Kicks Urban Meyer's Head Clean Off In Retaliation

Jacksonville, FL- Unaware of his own insane kicking strength, Josh Lambo accidentally kicked Urban Meyer's head straight off after the controversial coach kicked Lambo. "At that point, what happened next was pure reflex," said Lambo, whose kick was apparently marked at 90 MPH. The head of Urban Meyer which was later recovered remarked "If only he could kick a football like that. F---ing Dipshit", before Urban's detached head attempted to gnaw on Lambo's foot. At press time, Trevor Lawrence had thrown Meyer's head in a perfect spiral to the opposing cornerback, wowing NFL Fans and scouts worldwide.