Fans Shocked NFL Players, Beacons Of Morality, Don't Care Head Coach Cheated On His Wife

Jacksonville, FL-NFL fans underwent serious shock Sunday Night after watching the locker room appear to embrace Head Coach Urban Meyer after a victory despite his recent controversy. As everyone knows, NFL players are beacons of morality. Our children look up not to the president, not to the armed forces, or the police, or teachers. No, Athletes are what the children look up to. Not out of touch billionaires or wealthy politicians. But out of touch billionaire athletes. To discover that these people, who have a long history of domestic violence, murder, drug abuse, and sexual assault allegations would somehow find it in themselves to tolerate a cheater is truly unthinkable. At press time it was unknown how NFL fans would get over such a devastating loss.