Deshaun Watson Gives Towel With Semen To Adoring Fans

Clevelend, OH-With fans gathering to get Autographs from talented quarterback and all time great rapist, Deshaun Watson, Watson gave the fans an unexpected gift, that of a hand towel. But not just any regular hand towel, the same hand towel he had worn to encounters with masseuses covered in his semen. "I just wanted to reward my fans for sticking with me, by giving them something of my own a little sticky", said Watson. "To have stood with me through my ordeal took serious balls, and I will always remember the fans for that." Comparisons were drawn to Ray Lewis giving away signed clothing stained with blood from the night he allegedly killed someone. At press time the reported value of the towel had raised to over ten thousand dollars.