Beheaded Matthew Stafford Waves Medical Staff Off Field

LA,CA-After a 4 yard pass that resulted in the accidental beheading of star Quarterback Matthew Stafford, medical trainers immediately rushed the field. Matthew Stafford was having none of it, waving them off, and communicating via his detached head. "Don't worry guys, I'm fine. I can still throw the ball, and that's what's important. So I lost my head? Who hasn't during an NFL game? I'll be fine". Stafford continued to play and finished the game, showing the toughness he's come to embody in the NFL. At press time, the Rams announced Stafford would remain the starter and continue to play through the injury, saying "still better than Goff".