Adam Schefter Reports Bengals Win Superbowl

LA, CA-Despite initial reports showing that the Rams beat the Bengals, truth-teller, and fact aficionado, Adam Shefter is here to set the record straight announcing that the game actually resulted in a rams loss. "Sources, who may or may not be Joe Burrow, Vonn Bell, and J'aMar are telling me they did, in fact, win the game, despite initial reports showing otherwise. It appears that around the last few minutes in the fourth quarter, the Bengals mounted a comeback, which was covered up by NFL staff, and the media. I stand by this report 100%, but just in case it turns out to be false, I was never here, and never said it." At press time ESPN stood by their reporters united in their front of stupidity.