War Criminal Charlie finally caught by US Government

Washington, DC- The Department of Defense announced on Monday that after nearly 57 years of searching for the man known only as Charlie, responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, and tens of thousands of American deaths, the vastly more important kind during the Vietnam war was finally captured. "We here at the department of defense recognize the damage done to so many families because of one man, despite the fact he was outnumbered by 1000 to 1 and should be dead. We are glad to bring Charlie to justice, and hope to commit war crimes against him during his stay," concluded Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. The capture of Charlie marks a bright spot in the Department of Defenses' history who were unable to capture Jerry and Fritz, who caused an estimated 10 million deaths, and fled to South America, in the late 40s.

“ We are glad to bring Charlie to justice, and hope to commit war crimes against him during his stay,"